Thursday, September 25, 2008

Gangsta's Paradise













"MC Star Search will fuck your shit up."

You simply assumed that you were going to get a post about this, didn't you. Don't be stupid. Everyone not living under a rock, stuck inhaling the fumes in a chemical factory for eight hours a day or dropping acid knew this was coming. Sheesh.

17 comments:

Mary Ellen said...

LOL! I don't know if him rapping will be scary or funny...or both. Yikes! It will be even better if I watch the videos when I'm high. At least that's the excuse I'm going to use.

Oh gosh..that picture is cracking me up, I can almost smell the Ben Gay.

:-D

Thank you for the laugh, kiddo!

Kvatch said...

They're going to roll over for Bush like a tired old dog seeking its master's approval.

Randal Graves said...

Dammit Nunly,

I don't want people to smile,
I want them to wallow a while
in abject misery
as hatred is growy exponentially like a Wall Streeters bankery!

Man, I am the worst rapper ever. Word.

kvatch, apparently, you cannot teach an old dog new legerdemain.

thatgirl said...

Speaking of rappers,

I think you should be blogging for ESPN instead of Lil Wayne

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3607474

okjimm said...

Okee Doke.... so the debate is ON! Man, I have my barstool reserved.... it's payday and I plan on spending all $28.89 of the surplus funds on beer.... there is free popcorn to throw at the TV screen..... And now the latest News is McFuck still does not plan on attending..... I haven't felt this kinda political angst and rage since 1972!

Übermilf said...

I WISH I lived under a rock. I'd be much happier.

Tom Harper said...

Man, there're some badass rappers out there. First Ted Stevens with his gangsta rap about the Internet, and now McMahon. Yo!

susan said...

I think I know where he bought the suit. Damn you, randal, you made me smile too.

Liberality said...

yeah, what ubermilf said

La Belette Rouge said...

I always feel sorry for old people in old cars and retirees that have to work at Walmart. Now, I feel sad for Ed. I know there are millions of people worse off int his country than him. But, there is something so tragic about a man who had to laugh at another man for a living only to end up in a raping video. I think I saw the same story in a play by Euripides.

Utah Savage said...

La belette rouge, you have made me laugh against my will. ARRRRG

I have room for a Hooverville behind my gated eight foot chain link. The dog house is huge--big enough for a couple of small people or one large one. We can probably steal a porta potty somewhere.... Two hammocks. But bad winters.

Spartacus said...

Says McMahon:
yo yo yo...whaddup? I got me a blunt and a 40, yo. Les git this shit started.

MRMacrum said...

Well now. I find it harder and harder to find humor in the stupidity that makes up day to day operations inside "The Beltway". Those flounders are really starting to piss me off. They better hope my wife does not get pissed off.

But there is indeed humor. McCain using any convenient excuse to avoid the upcoming debate comes to mind. The man figures to get elected by not running. I like that. Not enough to vote for him, but hey, it definitely has added some fun drama to the recent boredom of the campaign.

I think Ed McMahon should be hired by the RNC as their spokes model. What better and more poignant image for them than an ancient white guy standing there, Pork Pie Hat in hand, and pleading the case for all the other old white guys who are now only worth a billion dollars instead of the two billion they were used to. There won't be a dry eye anywhere in America.

With his years of experience selling detergent over the airwaves, Ed would work our sympathy to a frenzy and possibly to the point we might just send a check or at least an email promising to send a check.

Randal Graves said...

thatgirl, I won't have to blog about tennis, will I?

okjimm, and it's a win-win for you regardless if it goes on. If it does, you can drink everytime McFossil mentions that he was a POW. If it doesn't, you still have the beer!

übermilf, now that would depend entirely on what kind of rock it was.

tom, MC Star Search has his work cut out for him if he's going to topple Senata AK.

susan, I'm sorry. It'll never happen again.

liberality, watch out for igneous rocks though. Obsidian can be sharp!

LBR, ha! Oh yeah, The Trojan Rappers. A wonderfully tragic piece.

utah, oh, winter is fine. I don't mind the shoveling too much. Unless you guys get giant mountainous blizzards.

spartacus, I'd almost pay to hear him say that!

mrmacrum, the fact that America is ridiculous enough to where your idea might work frightens me. Please don't go work for the GOP.

And hell, if I was McCain, I would try to minimize my speechifying and public appearances, too.

Agi said...

Three and a quarter stars!

American Hill BIlly said...

Pet the monkey. Monkey likes pets.



United In Peace And Freedom

Freida Bee said...

I sure didn't see this coming....