Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Party time

"Ha ha, George, you said I'd never get to experience a Menagerie of Troy.
You owe me five bucks!"


Anonymous said...

I'm too sexy for Obama...too sexy for Biden... Too sexy for the Dems... too sexy for my first wife....

okjimm said...

" Polkaticks excite me! When I get excited, my Dick is this BIG! Did I ever mention I was a POW?"

La Belette Rouge said...

Yep, you did it. I did just throw up a little bit. The good thing about the republicans is they have enough fuck up for everyone---they are not monogamous fuck ups.

Did you hear that Amy Semple McHockeyMom, i.e. Moose Muncher, will not talk to the press until they are ready to show her deference? That makes me even sicker than the menage a trois.

PTCruiser said...

Haha! Nice!

Mary Ellen said...

Ewww! Ewww! and Ewwwwwwwww!

spyderkl said...

Well, that made me queasy. Thanks for the cheery start to the day. :P

susan said...

Two sole mates and the smelly old shoe. Now that's revolting.

Christopher said...

According the latest ZOGBY poll, white women are flocking to the Old Coot and McCandy.

Apparently, white women want to vote for another white woman even if she:

- belongs to the Assembly of God Church that claims they've "raised the dead" through prayer
- speaks in tongues
- can "pray away the gay"

McCandy is:

- under state investigation
- bilked taxpayers to pay for her to sleep in her own house
- bilked taxpayers to put her husband and daughter on the travel payroll
- for the "Bridge to Nowhere" before she was against it
- is radically anti-abortion even in the case of rape
- tried to ban library books
- wants creationism taught in public school

Go figure?

Tom Harper said...

Eek -- it's the attack of the POW Zombies.

Is it just me or does Sarah Palin look a lot like Tina Fey?

Border Explorer said...

Five bucks? What a piker!

S.W. Anderson said...

The photo makes me think McCain has captured and is showing off whatever that invisible thing is that Pat Buchanan is always pushing around when he's on camera.

Or, McCain might just be channeling The Amazing Kreskin.

Swinebread said...

time for a drink for sure!

Randal Graves said...

spartacus, I think I'd rather hear McFossil sing Bomb Bomb Iran than that repulsive ditty.

okjimm, I think he's one of the people you talk about in your post today.

LBR, it brings a tear to my eye when I get people to throw up a little.

ptc, thanks, buddy christ!


spyderkl, anytime!

susan, not even industrial-strength Dr. Scholls could clear up their collective stink.

christopher, oh, like you've never wanted to burn books and bilk the taxpayers of a per diem you use at home.

tom, wait. Who was a POW? McFossil? Really?

BE, I should have gone with one dollar.

swa, HA! Maybe that's the root cause of Republican craziness, invisible gremlins.

swinebread, I'll drink to that!

DivaJood said...

You put your right hip in, you put your right hip out, you do the Hokey Pokey and you screw your constituents about...

Dean Wormer said...

I just want to flick a little paper football right through McCain's uprights.

Beach Bum said...

McFossil, the ice queen, and Sara of the Tundra in a threesome? That's an image no amount of alcohol will wash out of my mind.

Missy said...

Dang--I almost closed up shop, but how could I resist a post with this title? And then... what do I see? Hanging three inches below me knee? As long as me arm, and as thick as me wrist, with a head on the end as big as me fist...

It's that stubby thumb face again.

Utah Savage said...

Thanks Diva for making me laugh in the midst of this horror. How do we defeat the Wall Mart Moms?

Our Juicy Life said...

she looks a lot like Tina Fey...I'm hoping for a SNL skit. Why is it that women will flock to her, I don't get it...she's so not someone I look up to, want to be like, etc...

Sal Kilmister said...

The photo looks like he is using his index fingers to show us the size of his member....For Cindy's sake, I
hope I am wrong.

Übermilf said...

With all the shock and horror I am experiencing at this stage in the presidential campaign, I am surprised my only response to his picture is, "Why is Cindy wearing Christmas clothes?"

Maybe it's because they're being handed the election like a present.

Randal Graves said...

diva, I loathe that song, but your alterations make it slightly more palatable. Thanks!

dean, heh heh. Put some bended-open paper clips in the corners. Maybe you can get him in the eye.

BB, don't say that! Give it the ole college try!

missy, I've tried practicing that stilted thumbs up, and believe me, it's more difficult than it looks. Maybe I need a baseball cap.

utah, my suggestion of hydrochloric acid always gets shot down.

OJL, a wingnut chick is still a wingnut. It'd be like the black community getting all excited about Ken Blackwell or JC Watts.

sal, you cruel bastard. At least they have Extenz, or whatever they sell at 3am on cable.

übermilf, I completely overlooked that. She is looking quite festive, no?

They should be handed the election like a present. For five years, John McCain didn't get presents.

Betty C. said...

I just had a nightmare that a mangy raccoon broke into my house and bit me, and it morphed into a nightmare about Sarah Pain.

I usually don't have very vivid dreams, so this is getting serious.