Oh, shit. Now that the unwashed masses have sort of gurgled their possible displeasure with the bailout bill, enough Congressfuckers voted against the thing to send it down in flames, crashing on the White House lawn.
"Heh, heh, look Unka Dick, fire, fire!"
I fear that if the Murkan people enjoy this feeling, what will become of our precious military/industrial/entertainment complex?
Oh, shit. Now that the White Sux have knocked off the woefully underachieving Tigers, they might make the playoffs after this evening's game against the Twins, thereby making certain people extra happy. Add in the fact that the boss is already happy, and I fear a World Series starring both squads, and that's way too much happy for me to take.
Oh, shit. My state is even dumber than I had previously thought. Yes, even I, disciple of lefty slackerdom, received one of those wingnut propaganda DVDs in the mail. It was fun to hammer it into tiny little pieces.
Cool crack effects, no? Take that, photoshoppers!
What isn't fun is the fear that even more Ohioans will be voting for McFossil than I had previously assumed.
Of course, my biggest fear is that I won't have enough booze on hand the morning of November 5 to dull my pain upon coming to grips with the fact that the world must suffer another four years of taxcut-and-spend, free market socialist interventionists.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Fear is the mindkiller
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What looks better than a man in a baseball uniform?
About the economy, the market will take care of itself. We will be fine.
Bush has limited time left on the clock to help his Wall Street buddies so they're ramping up the fear factor to turn us into timid little creatures.
The sky isn't falling. We will be fine.
Of course, my biggest fear is that I won't have enough booze on hand the morning of November 5 to dull my pain upon coming to grips with the fact that the world must suffer another four years of taxcut-and-spend, free market socialist interventionists.
Heh heh. Not true. E-mail me your home address and I'll send over what you need. I got enough to sedate an elephant on crack.
Milton Friedman wrought evil upon our land.
Let's dig up his corpse and desecrate it.
Yes, even I, disciple of lefty slackerdom, received one of those wingnut propaganda DVDs in the mail. It was fun to hammer it into tiny little pieces.
Ooh, I got one of those! I'm making it into a drop spindle. It'll make it much more tolerable to see it filled up with yarn.
They make lovely coasters.
It doesn't matter if we get to the World Series, as long as we can kick the Twinkies butts today. Anything after that is just icing on the cake.
That said...I'm not going to think about the economy today, or politics. There are other more pressing issues for me to worry about, like do I go out to lunch with my neighbor friend or stay home and blog. I think the lunch sounds like more fun...and filling.
Later--
Deans right, they do make lovely coasters...
I do think the economy will work itself out. Call me an optimist, but I still think the Egyptian economy will return to Pharaoh regime levels. Stick around for a few thousand years...you'll see.
christopher, a woman in something slinky would top my list, but different strokes and all that. I'm with you on the economy though. Every time someone trots out a doom-and-gloom scenario, everyone has a cow.
Whether the economy is full speed ahead or run aground, I won't be making mad money anyway so I'll save my worrying for other stuff.
spartacus, heh heh, a man who's prepared for the apocalypse. "He have canned goods, gas and ammo?"
"No, booze."
übermilf, I think I love you.
spyderkl and dean, this is great, everyone making something useful out of shit. Now I feel bad for merely going Hulk Smash! on the thing.
ME, preferring tangible human companionship to us virtual knuckleheads? Fine, be that way! Go Twins!
sal, true, but do we really need another one of those public works pyramids? And don't get me started on that Ra-damn Sphinx.
A sports post within a political one. You are too sly and slippery for me. I think it's safe to read and Oh no, no, no, a sports post. Fuck man get a grip. The sky is falling. Paul Krugman even says so. He's a lefty. And if you had called every one in Cincinnati this wouldn't be happening. Sounds like sin,sin, cause one sin just isn't enough.
I'm seeing more and more McFossil yard signs in my area. WTF. Fucking fuckers.
Have you seen the video of Chimpy's little peptalk this morning, followed by commentators calling him "a beaten dog" and "presidential impotence"? PRICELESS.
If the sky is falling, Randal has a few extra bricks in the backyard for propping up shielding, that's about it. I've got more sports coming tomorrow, baseball playoffs! Avert your eyes! Hey, look, what's that up in the sky?
dguzman, I've seen zero yard signs of either save for my street. I believe it's 3 for the Manchurian Muslim and 3 for McFuck. Bumper stickers are overwhelmingly Obama but a few McPOWs are popping up here and there.
My favorite yard sign was a white Families for McCain/Palin. Those poor children.
I'll have to see if someone has a clip, but I wonder what Unka Dick is gonna do between now and January. One last shiv in the back, you know?
If we get McCain I am going to have to give up booze and go for something much harder like sleeping pills that will allow me to nap for 8 more years.
Randal,
I'm glad you get it.
You can't believe the number of people who are glued to the TV, truly terrified by all the doom and gloom rhetoric bubbling to the surface courtesy of Bush, Paulson, Pelosi, and Frank.
The markets are correcting themselves already, up by more than 200 points off yesterday's tank.
Bush really thought he was going to bailout his old, family friends on our backs. Looks like it 't'ain't going to happen.
Well finally. The Godfearing people of Ohio (and other swing states) have arisen. They won't be voting for that socialist surrender monkey Barack Hussein Osama. That Obsession DVD was divinely inspired; it came straight from The Lord Himself.
We must all remember that stirring passage from the Book of Revelations, where Jesus said: "Kill those swarthy Muslims, every last fuckin' one of them. NOW, Asshole!"
ooooh, what Mr. Harper said...
/The Godfearing people of Ohio/
I thought folks down dere in Oh-hi-Ho only feared the Ghost Of Woody Hayes? I mean, at any given time the Ghost Of Woody could just step off the sidelines and whack you in the face!
"my biggest fear is that I won't have enough booze on hand the morning of November 5 to dull my pain upon coming to grips with the fact that the world must suffer another four years of taxcut-and-spend, free market socialist interventionists"
oh boy do I hear ya! gotta stock up on some fine wines before that fateful day. Hey, I plan to drink it either in celebration or to numb defeat.
Randal- I'm holding you personally responsible for how Ohio votes. I hope you come through for "Murica.
(Don' go slippin' them sports post in you's political posts else ah's gonna talk like this atcha.)
Lame chimp, anyone?
What.a.great.friggin.ballgame!!!!
Too bad someone had to lose that Twinkies-ChiSox game.
I am trying to avoid Politics at all costs. ;p
Fuck man, I think I'm going down the familiar territory of a nice well written political post and you hit me with the sports thingy. You may get a little thrill, but really, I think the only nice way to do that sort of thing is to pepper the visuals with bulging man packs and high tight asses, but no, you go all moony for a moment and then, back into the scary territory of our stupid electorate. Now I want to sell my house again and move to Nova Scotia. Is there no sanity here anywhere?
christopher, still though, Chimpy and his puppeteers won't be starving in their South American retreats, so they've done good for themselves.
tom, oh, that's my favorite part! You should see how detailed His plans get when you break out the Bible Code!
okjimm, shhhh! If you say his name three times, he appears and breaks your jaw with a right hook!
liberality, well, I might save the fine wines if it's McFuck as I'd be looking not to savor anything but get nice and wasted. Thus, the cheap stuff!
FB, yikes! I'll be good.
betty, just a teensy weensy bit.
dusty, it actually WAS a great game. Too bad the wrong team won. ;-)
utah, I've never done a well-written political post and you know it. Sanity is for chumps. And since you pleaded your case for photos of hunky dudes, I'll be sure to post one or three of a scantily-clad lady by the end of the week!
Damn! I'm moving back to Ohio. Free DVDs in the mail. What the heck? All we get in Indiana is shampoo samples. Geez!
Is there an economic crisis? OMIGOD.
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