I know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with me
"My friends, that's my 'Bush.' What do you think?"
If I had a nickel for every time I've said that same thing after a night of drinking....
Look, monkey's really can talk.
Sieg Heil ?There is a picture of Hitler standing with a couple of his fellow monsters a lot like this in my son's history book.
And then I told another lie and it was about this big but they still bought it, can you believe that?
My friends, you can see the excitement our campaign is generating right here on this stage.
Actually shrinks swelling...
My friends the lies I tell are big enough to drive a truck this wide right through them.I may not be mentally sound but the fundamentals are sound.Did I mention that for five and a half years I was a POW?
You will be as thrilled as the people standing behind me look everyday for the next four years "when" you elect me because I'm that exciting. No, really, I'm not lying today. I never lie on Tuesdays. You really will be that thrilled.
"...and that's exactly how I danced at the audition but Divo still wouldn't put me in their video."
"And the crowd was THIS big!"
Uh oh, McCain's telling another one of his Viagra stories.
His impression is spot on so far, policywise at least. :o)
What was that? Why did I divorce my first wife?Because she had an ass this wide! That's why!Sheesh!
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If I had a nickel for every time I've said that same thing after a night of drinking....
Look, monkey's really can talk.
Sieg Heil ?
There is a picture of Hitler standing with a couple of his fellow monsters a lot like this in my son's history book.
And then I told another lie and it was about this big but they still bought it, can you believe that?
My friends, you can see the excitement our campaign is generating right here on this stage.
Actually shrinks swelling...
My friends the lies I tell are big enough to drive a truck this wide right through them.
I may not be mentally sound but the fundamentals are sound.
Did I mention that for five and a half years I was a POW?
You will be as thrilled as the people standing behind me look everyday for the next four years "when" you elect me because I'm that exciting. No, really, I'm not lying today. I never lie on Tuesdays. You really will be that thrilled.
"...and that's exactly how I danced at the audition but Divo still wouldn't put me in their video."
"And the crowd was THIS big!"
Uh oh, McCain's telling another one of his Viagra stories.
His impression is spot on so far, policywise at least. :o)
What was that?
Why did I divorce my first wife?
Because she had an ass this wide! That's why!
Sheesh!
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