Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Oral fixation


















Oral Roberts? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I know that I certainly love getting some Oral on country roads, city roads, sidewalks, driveways, public bathrooms pending the availability of wide stancery, anyplace your naughty little mind can think of, don't you?

12 comments:

Colleen said...

Oral and his wives. It's the polygamist family Christmas!

Mary Ellen said...

I think Oral Roberts has a brother named BJ Roberts. Just a rumor, of course. ;-)

La Belette Rouge said...

Paging, Dr. Freud. Me thinks you have an Oral fixation.

Candace said...

Oh looky, there's more o' them red-dress wearin hussies! And them young males, there in the back row? Pimp devils in trainin...

I honestly do not know HOW you could look at this picture, Randal, and think of anything pleasant at all. I really don't. It makes me want to retch. Yes, yes - Oral on country roads, very funny, but I mean, GAWD, Randal. UGH! Excuse me while I barf!

OTOH, what do we really know about Randal Graves?

Tom Harper said...

Ah yes, Oral Roberts. I believe he was a protege of Phil Latio.

Who Hijacked Our Country

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Well blow me down, I could go for some oral as well.

Freida Bee said...

I don't get it...

(nearly enough.)

Distributorcap said...

i wonder what they teach at Oral Roberts Univ in Tulsa

8-)

Randal Graves said...

Colleen, and don't forget about the dozens of offspring. That's a lot of presents to buy!

ME, boo, hiss, hiss. ;-)

LBR, certainly not! I'm fixated only on the Lord, and as far as gospelizing is concerned, 'tis far better to give than to receive!

Candance, you mean heaps o' praise doesn't please the faithful? Blasphemy! And Randal Graves is all about the Lord, and if lovin' the Lord is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Tom, that was fucking terrible. Kudos!

Dr. Monkey, and your frankness isn't helping!

Freida Bee, now that's a crying shame.

dcap, we could always call Lindsey Roberts and find out the curricula. Assuming she's not busy texting underage males.

dguzman said...

Jesus.
Mary.
and Joseph.

I thought someone had slipped a tab of acid into my coffee; then I realized it was a 70s album cover. And of all things, Uncle Oral. Is that him in the front--the one in the leisure suit with the wide stance?

TomCat said...

Randal, if the next time you get oral, it's Roberts, you will be one VERY disappointed fellow.

Randal Graves said...

dguzman, oh that has to be him, seer and knower of all things futuristic!

Tomcat, now that was just cruel, my friend.