Thursday, October 30, 2008

BRAND FUCKING NEW SLAYER

I wonder what the over/under is on how many were driven away by the headline alone. Sorry if I scared anyone off. Not really.



What the? indeed. I would love to program the above in your fucking iPod, Jessica and Billy Goldberg, and turn it up to eleven twenty. I think it matches the couch just fine, especially when I read aloud the entry on the subject of the song itself, which will truly bring out the velvety sheen of your wide-plank wood floors. Think of it as spoken word with a soundtrack. Pass the fava beans. I hope that Chianti is nice.

Welcome to the world you live in.

14 comments:

Dean Wormer said...

Congrats, but personally I was looking for something with Sarah Michelle Gellar in it.

You dashed my hopes.

pissed off patricia said...

WTF was that?

okjimm said...

Gees, so there is help for the musically inept!

I have a desk near a woman who sings Doris Day songs. See, things could be worse

Randal Graves said...

dean, I've heard rumors that she's in the gooper camp. Not that I'd ever get rid of my Buffy DVDs, but if that's the case, ugh.

POP, that's what I listen to when I'm in a bad mood.

okjimm, dude, that was such an incredibly disturbing article. Giving up the joys of finding out about tunes on your own? With technology the way it is now, you do have time. Yikes.

She better not let those weirdo crafters find out. Wanna borrow some of my Slayer to drown Doris out?

Utah Savage said...

That was scary. I had to plug my ears and hide.

The Cunning Runt said...

My only beef is that my upstairs neighbor would shit a cinder block if I turned this up to it's deserved volume.

So I listened to it thrice as a piss-poor substitute.

Fuckin' incredible guitar player!

La Belette Rouge said...

Are you happy? My ears are bleeding. God has bad taste if that is what he listens to. Oh, yeah, God likes W.--now I get it.

Randal Graves said...

utah, very Halloween-y, no?

TCR, you should turn it up to find out if he actually does! From a technical standpoint, they can't really solo all that well; less Joe Satriani and more spattered blood upon the wall, but they can riff like mofos.

LBR, I'm ecstatic! And hey, when god is smiting, Chausson just doesn't cut it. Hey, don't equate W and Slayer!

Border Explorer said...

I love your comment on "Cleveland Love." You rock!

Sal Kilmister said...

rules!

Randal Graves said...

BE, something as vital as music reduced to that? Ugh.

sal, I was wondering when one of my fellow metalheads was going to join me in praising Slayer!

Non, Je ne regrette rien said...

whaaaa-a-a--aaaa? hunnnhh-hhhhh? I give it a 10 in the category of NOISE, as for MUSIC, well come on, who're you kiddin?

And I do believe that yes, the Christian's god, the god of the OT, absolutely DOES listen to Slayer. Makes perfect sense to me.

Randal Graves said...

Blah blah blah. Just don't tell me you'd prefer to listen to crappy serialist junk instead of the dulcet tones of the mighty Slayer or I'll cast an evil eye your way.

Non, Je ne regrette rien said...

bring it ON!