Sunday, October 26, 2008

There, that's better














Dearest Randal, I'm so sick of gazing upon that inconceivably putrescent shot below that I'm afraid you're going to have to be punished.


"Wake up, you bastard."

Huh? What? Oh. Well, back to traipsing from working on the next paper for class, watching le football américain, deciphering my horrid handwriting in an attempt to add last night's work to the rest of the story and lounging about the house with a lot of pussy. You know, our cats.

15 comments:

DivaJood said...

Okay, as I type this response, that horrific picture of the flasher is still in my line of sight. But the woman, is that Sarah Palin getting the eyeful?

susan said...

Randal the Lounge Lizard - that I'd like to see :-)

DCup said...

You dreamer.

Utah Savage said...

Chickenshit.

Tom Harper said...

Nice dream.

Beach Bum said...

Hey, I did get close to pussy this weekend, but like you it was only a local cat prowling my backyard. Thank God for youporn.com

Utah Savage said...

Sorry, I thought you were going to flash us.

Our Juicy Life said...

meow!!!

Randal Graves said...

diva, with the football post, it should be gone by now. Et bien sûr, even the supermodels don't like Mooselini.

susan, someone cue up the Ian Hunter. And bring me my bathrobe! (I don't actually own a bathrobe, so I might be a bad lizard)

dcup, unquestionably.

utah, no doubt.

tom, quite enjoyable!

BB, we have one of those as well. The stray cat, not the access to youporn.com, though that's also available.

utah, I know it's Halloween this week, but I want to frighten people, not murder them.

OJL, I don't know what that meow is in reference to! I will assume something good.

Spartacus said...

It sucks when you're rudely awakened from a wonderful dream. Next time take a sedative.

Border Explorer said...

Encore: Ooh la la!

afeatheradrift said...

Men! always have their head in hand and gazing at what they will never have! Women as usual make all the decisions. LOL. Randal, you are playing down to your gender once again!

Our Juicy Life said...

oui!

La Belette Rouge said...

Your dream reminds me of a saying that I will edit for the situation:"You lay with cats you wake with fleas.";-)

Randal Graves said...

spartacus, that's an excellent idea!

BE, let's get a chorus going!

afeatheradrift and OJL, if enjoying a lovely dream is playing down to my gender, guilty as charged!

LBR, I'd say something, but given your capacity for channeling Jung, I'm keeping my yap shut. ;-)