"If you tackle me, the terrorists win."
The Good: Once again, Jamal Lewis. Once again, the defense -- well, half of it, anyway. The passing game in the fourth quarter. No turnovers, woo.
The Bad: the passing game the first three quarters. Was this the same offense that generated over 450 yards last week? DA was off, Braylon was back to specializing in the dropsies.
The Ugly: The first half on offense. What an ugly fucking game on both sides, but this was the killer: look, Romeo, I know you have dyslexia when it comes to field goal strategery, but when you're down by 11, you need at least one field goal. Kick it, especially when you're near the fucking goalline, then hope your defense can get the ball back so your kicker doesn't need to make a 54-yarder. Between this and the Steelers game, these fuckers should be 4-2, and in an increasingly stupid AFC -- really, only Tennessee and Buffalo are remotely consistent from week to week -- shut up, Pittsburgh, beating the Bungles doesn't count, believe us, we know -- 9-7 might get you in. At least the Cowboys got waxed and the inevitable TO meltdown is one week closer. Hee, hee, hee.
Up next: at Jacksonville. Since we're not supposed to, I bet we win.