Friday, October 10, 2008


Today's plate is already full with dismissing my political enemies and cavorting with terrorists, so enjoy the pretty song written by this dude and performed by these folks.

This? A mere trifle. Oh shit, I'm part of a Muslim sleeper cell, ain't I.


Anonymous said...

We're all terrorists in one form or other Randal. Like the Mafia is want to say, it all depends on who's wearing the badges.

La Belette Rouge said...

I am not used to saying this about your music. But, I really liked that. So,is Walther von der Vogelweide a rapper or what?

Is it only me or does Trooper Wooten sound like a character on the ANdy Griffith Show? Barney Fife and Trooper Wooten. None of this is real, is it? I am dreaming all this? This is just a bad dream.

Randal Graves said...

spartacus, badges?

LBR, they're a great band, dark and melancholy. And I think so, MC Deutschland. Use to open up for Run-DMC.

Well, the nation IS run by Goobers, no?

Randal Graves said...

Dammit, I forgot to add the link to my very witty reply.

DivaJood said...

The Trooper Wooten Show was a spin-off from The Andy Griffith Show. Oh, no, wait. It's real, and Mooselini is a living nightmare.

Dean Wormer said...

Those contra guys were Freedom Fighters randal.

Freedom Fighters that raped nuns, burned villages and spred evil mayhem across Nicaragua.

But it was anti-communist mayhem so that's okay.

Randal Graves said...

diva, what I want to know is who would win an old fashioned duel, Unka Dick or Mooselini?

dean, that's an excellent point, and one that our colleagues on the looney left consistently fail to mention.

DivaJood said...

Mooselini, because she's a righteous christian and won't go shooting drunk.

Übermilf said...

I would like to offer you some advice I heard a McCain supporter shout at an Obama supporter: Why don't you get a job and move to Russian, you commie faggot?

dguzman said...

You're a one-man terror cell, my friend.

FranIAm said...

Forget everything else- that piece of music was amazing.

Thank you.

Tom Harper said...

Sarah Palin is not guilty of anything. She said so. I'm gonna use that method if I ever get investigated for anything. Before the official findings are due to be released, I'll issue a public statement exonerating myself.

Utah Savage said...

Yeah, me too.

susan said...

Very nice piece even without flame throwers. Can't fool me - you're a man of taste and discrimination.

American Hill BIlly said...

Dude, does this make you a communistic terrorist? Wow, give DHS some dessert....Randal...You go!!!

United In Peace And Freedom

KELSO'S NUTS said...

RANDAL: Get ready for a DHS visit. This is coming from a blacklisted War-On-Terriers neutral country, first of all.

Second of all, ALLAH AKBAR!

Finally, I sometimes watch dopey US TV with Spanish subtitles on the Colombian/Chilean AXN "LA ZONA" channel. One of those shows is NCIS, your basic right-wing military propaganda show. But tell me, Randal, how is it that a show like that presents a positive view of Islam, Israel and Palestinian statehood in a way no Democrat, let alone Republican, politician dare?

Dr. Zaius said...

Sleeper cell? Not for you... No rest for the wicked!

Randal Graves said...

diva, Cheney shoots while drunk? I didn't know you could get plastered on the blood of third world refugees.

übermilf, why would I move there when I can see it from my house?

dguzman, I know, I get terrified myself when I read my crappy posts!

fran, that's some good stuff. I highly suggest getting their platters.

tom, that's stealing someone else's idea! Wait, you already exonerated yourself. Oh, you old dog!

utah, fine, I'm doing it too.

susan, that's a bloody crock.

AHB, if only I was a gay Muslim from France as well, then I'd really be in trouble!

kelso, your Murkan compatriots over at Hell might, but I feel that my standards of incoherence will win out.

I've never watched that show, but that actually occurs on an American program? Really? Even if it's never explicitly said, it's always implied that it's probably the fault of the Arab and/or Muslim.

dr. zaius, be quiet please, I'm trying to take a nap! You spend all day violating ethics!

KELSO'S NUTS said...

RANDAL: It's in for a penny, in for a pound here with u me and the American Hill Billy, so:

"Americanskiy? Khoui! Pa Russki charaschow ili nikak; Americanski pizdietz!"...and of course, "vete al carajo yanqui de mierda!" They are allies now, after all.