"Oh, if only Barack Hussein X hadn't stolen all my money and gave it to ACORN, I'd have a successful small business!"
"My friends, we are all still Georgians!"
"Curious Georgian, can you help me with my small business?"
"My friends, when I was being a maverick --
-- just look at my record of bipartisanship -- Barack Hussein Osama was plotting Afrocentristical brainwashing in William Ayers' living room."
"Damn, where's Barry and Billy? We've got to start indoctrinating!"
"I bet he doesn't know anything about Colombia, either!"
"He's never even been south of the border!"
"Curious Georgian, what the hell are you talking about?"
"I bet he doesn't even know how to use a plunger!"
"This is what the American people think of your plumbing policy, Barack Hussein X!"