"It's Halloween, don't fall asleep! Muahahahaha!"
"But we want 'em to fall sleep, Freddy. Easier ta steal their stuff, heh, heh."
"I was being facetious, you stupid fucker."
"You gots a Facebook? I gots a Facebook, too!"
"Dick, you are his father. *hhhhhohhhhhe* He's giving the rest of us supervillains a bad name. *hhhhhohhhhhe* You will rectify this."
"Sith. *hhhhohhhhhe* Even Leatherface makes more sense and he's a mute. *hhhhhohhhhhe* Wait, what is that noise? Myers! --
-- that's intergalactic copyright infringement! *hhhhhohhhhhe* I was doing that before --
"No, No, NO! *hhhhhohhhhhe* Hussein, you ignorant Stormtrooper, Jedi Mind Tricks take years of experience. *hhhhhohhhhhe* Johnny, show him how it's done."
"They aren't the ticket you're looking for."
"Mumble, mumble, what a tool, mumble, mumble. *hhhhhohhhhhe* Leatherface, take this worthless rabble out, I've got an Empire to run. Did I pay the cable bill?"
"Gosh darnit, Darth, the force is strong in this one, doggone it!"
Yeah, I know the Dark Lord of the Sith isn't as Halloweenie as the other maniacs pictured here, but be glad you got a fucking post out of me today at all. Well, time to go home, take the lunatic offspring out then return for the annual rite of watching my favorite horror flick while downing some adult beverages that will hopefully lead to slaughter, mayhem, cannibalism and all the other spooky crap we're obligated to do in honor of The Great and Terrible Lord of Monsterdom.
Our kids asked us why we never get dressed up. I told them I go as a lazy bum. My sometimes better half rolled her eyes. I suggested we go as pimp and prostitute. After more eye rolling, she said sure, but only if she could be the pimp. I said hell no, I ain't shaving these sexy gams.
Happy Halloween, especially to all you pagans who'll be dancing naked around a big bonfire. Watch out for flying embers. If we don't up the rates of procreation, the Invisible Caliphate will win and make us all get gay married in between abortions and persecuting Christians.
And that is something truly scary.