L'ennui mélodieux: City of Lipsticky Love

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

City of Lipsticky Love

"We're going to puck it up like we do in Alaska!"

"First forecheck gets a beer."

13 comments:

susan said...: Have you ever wondered if terminated pregnancies was the reason this woman attended 4 or 5 colleges before getting a degree? Apologies for snark. It's unlike me but her face brings out my worst tendencies.; October 8, 2008 at 6:55 PM
Utah Savage said...: oh wouldn't it be loverly to find a string of abandoned babies or fetuses from one end of Idaho to another. I offer no apologies, because I am that awful. She scares me into mean. It's them or us now. I'm rooting for us.; October 8, 2008 at 7:11 PM
Randal Graves said...: susan, everyone's worst tendencies are always welcome here. This ain't a fucking cotillion. Except next week when there's a cotillion and everyone is expected in their finest threads and most genteel words.

utah, that's the thing. Nice is for fucking baseball. Maybe not hockey because it's legal to slam people into the boards.

But please, hoopsters and Euro footballers, stop with the flopping. That's what a wingnut would do.; October 8, 2008 at 9:10 PM
Commander Zaius said...: Wherever old Ben Franklin is I'm sure the dude is seriously drinking because after reading his bio awhile back. While I'm sure the guy would be trying to get into Palin's pants if he was around the idea that she could ever could serve as the Chief Executive of the Republic he helped to found would turn his stomach.; October 8, 2008 at 9:27 PM
Anonymous said...: Nasty piece of work, that Palin. Is her 15 minutes up yet?; October 8, 2008 at 9:30 PM
Anonymous said...: This business with Sarah Palin does not even amuse me. I feel disgusted and flabergasted that she even has a semblance of a chance of being our vice president.

Forgive me while I throw up upon considering this possible calamity.; October 8, 2008 at 9:59 PM
American Hill BIlly said...: Yep, I'm sure Franklin would be playing with Palin at the local Hellfire.

United In Peace And Freedom; October 9, 2008 at 1:15 AM
Bruce Anderson said...: i too am disgusted with Palin...I can not believe she is where she is and the possibiilty of her being VP makes me sick.; October 9, 2008 at 3:15 AM
Anonymous said...: I just want to see her drop the gloves. Joe Sixpack wants to see her drop everything else.; October 9, 2008 at 8:08 AM
Randal Graves said...: BB, I couldn't agree more. Perhaps he would fart in her general direction as well.

dcup, nope, still about 6 or 7 left. Unless Diebold is really good.

anajo, please, feel free to expectorate your breakfast upon thinking of such a future. Garbage cans are in the corner.

AHB, here, hold this kite. Ultra frizz.

OJL, oh, I don't know. Don't you think America is overdue for an executive who favors hunting wolves via helicopter? That's an untapped political market!

spartacus, if this Veep thing doesn't work out, perhaps she has a future as Miss Buffalo Chip.; October 9, 2008 at 8:29 AM
KELSO'S NUTS said...: SPARTACUS: She might be able to take Briere in a fight. And what's really fucked up about this is that she'll make a whole big deal about Scott Gomez who's Colombian but grew up in Alaska and Brandon Dubinsky who's Jewish but grew up in Alaska. Probably have them both kiss her or something. I don't get hockey down here. You'll have to tell me if something really gross happens.

I'd just like to see her drop 'em with Downie who's a real nasty son of a bitch. I would like Ed Rendell to arrange that.

For next week's entertainment I'd like to see her known carnally and anally by two mature Kodiak Bears up in her native Alaska.; October 9, 2008 at 8:29 AM
Randal Graves said...: kelso, shit, I'm glad the Cavs don't still have Trajan Langdon or Carlos Boozer. I wonder if the NHL Network will be showing the game.; October 9, 2008 at 10:36 AM
Anonymous said...: She just gives me the willies.; October 9, 2008 at 11:30 AM

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