Saturday, October 13, 2007

Assault on Convent 13

"The power of Christ compels you to fuck off!"

According to the Telegraph, "they adopted a siege mentality, hired security guards, changed the locks on the gates and shunned all contact with the outside world."

Police officers used a ladder to scale the convent walls, removed the women, some of whom swore at the police and called them "servants of Satan," and arrested the mother superior and the renegade monk.
Now that's some hardcore Christianity. Makes me a bit disappointed in the nuns I had as teachers growing up. Perhaps the conservatives have been right all along: America is weakening under the nefarious liberal influence. We may have forgotten Poland, but Poland hasn't forgotten The Lord!


Randal Graves said...

Don't worry, Poli, I'm sure Bill Donohue will have something to say on this immediately........won't he?.......hello? Bill?.......anyone home?

Assholes, the whole lot of them.

Tom Harper said...

All these American conservatives who keep blubbering about the "war on Christianity," here's something they could get actually involved in. Riiight.

Randal Graves said...

Exactly, and the mother superior has weirdo visions just like these loons, so that's one more shared point. "Hey, is that Jesus on my Polish sausage?"