I know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with me
Rust Cheney never sleeps.
Hi Randal! Thanks for your visit to my place, and I'm sorry it took me a few says to get back to you.I'm not surprised that Cheney fell asleep, considering the topic. He saw no opportunity to start a war or enrich Halliburton.
No problem sir! And very true, but I'm surprised that he wasn't thinking outside the box. There has to be a whole cadre of Republican contractors lined up, ready to swoop in and build new homes at a tidy profit.
There has to be some mighty steep body counts to keep that man awake.
Good point. If Cheney has nothing to snack on, then it's nap time.
Real people with real problems? Boooring. No wonder Cheney fell asleep. They should have had a contest to see which phrase would snap him awake the fastest.Al Qaeda!Ahmadinejad!Higher taxes for Halliburton!
I think Cheney was listening to the talk about fire and he went to that happy place where he's sitting in front of a roaring fire after a day of hunting and shooting someone in the face while in a drunken stupor. That pleased him so much, he fell into a deep sleep. He then began to to have his wet dreams of Iran being blown to bits with a nuclear strike, and rolling naked in piles of money that he's made from the no bid contracts he gave to Halliburton, and his favorite... the threesome he had with Larry Craig and Rep. Foley.
Okay, I remember having a scary nun or two for teachers way back during my grade school days, but that punchline was just downright mean.DarthV: Grrr. Wide stance. Grrr.LarryC: Ain't getting any wider.Maf54: What are you wearing?DarthV: Grrr. The flesh of my victims. Grrr.
too bad he didnt stay asleep
Cheney was just dreaming about his upcoming hunting trip...You know, where he rides around in the back of a car shitfaced and pulls up to a predetermined location where a man behind a bush tosses farm raised quail with clipped wings in the air so Cheney can shoot them and call it hunting...Either that or he just runs up to them, grabs them, bites their heads off, and sucks out their blood like on the lil' Bush cartoon.
This is a little too "Weekend at Bernie's"-esque!His spokesperson gives the typical lie that we've come to expect and now laugh off. No one believes that @%#$! But- she knew that.Who's the DECOY in all this? If we just knew that.
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