When we last left our intrepid traveler, Ms. Rice was bravely confronting the despotic, undemocratic regime of Canada. Avoiding the perils of the Great White North by the skin of her teeth, she now sets her sights on the biggest blight of them all, the wall that cannot be scaled, that forever casts its long, dark, cold shadow over burgeoning freedom, choking off the sun and preventing the seeds of liberty from ever spreading its roots throughout the fertile soil of hope - the United States!
"I think there's too much concentration of power in the White House. I have told the Americans that. Everybody has doubts about the full independence of the judiciary. There are clearly questions about the independence of the electronic media and there are, I think, questions about the strength of Congress," said Rice, referring to the American legislative body.Powerful words, but will they prove to be Ms. Rice's downfall? Can she be saved before the maniacal thugs of the Stars and Stripes cast her into the Black Pit of Desolation, subsisting only on moldy bread and polluted water, never to see the light of day again?
Tune in next week, True Believers, to find out!
To find out what Ms. Rice actually said, click here.