I know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with me
"What's best in life? Heh, heh, to cut brush, see the turrists bein' waterboarded and to hear, hey, Conan, what's a la-men-tay-shun?"[Vy kant I bee zee Prezident? Vat a putz!]
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Maria vas right - I can see daylight der, notink between da ears!
If r-nold had only cut more brush...
That look on Arnold's face is similar to the one I would probably have on my face if I had to stand that close to the shit-for-brains in chief.
Arnold: Vahhht? 'Dis idiot must stop watching the Fox News! al Qaeda didn't staaht dis fire! Vat a putz!
Ahnuld is tinking dat maybe is sehr gut to terminate the motherf****r!Bush is thinking that its too bad the fires were so big, that would have been some good brush to clear... Then he remembers, hazily, that he doesn't actually clear brush, just photo-ops it.
I think Bush is wondering why Pickles didn't pack him some marshmallows for the trip.
Zees dumb scheisse iss even dumber zan he looks. I ask him a question ten minutes ago and zee dumb scheisse iss still staring into space.
Hmmm, he doesn't color in his eyebrows with brown crayon....
Vy kant I bee zee Prezident? Vat a putz! Heez Engleez eze worse dan mine!
How DOES he get his hair not to poof up in the front?
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