...before knocking 'em down with the heat.
Well played, Mr. Mukasey. Everyone hates the Holocaust. Except Ann Coulter, John Hagee, and various other deranged mouthbreathers who either are the public voice of the conversative cult or have the President's ear.
So, forgive my distrust of anyone that Bush puts forth, because kind words so often lead to bloody actions. Just on pure, pristine principle (Pollyannaish of me, I'll readily admit) we should tell this guy to fuck off, or have I missed someone approved by Congress in the past 6+ years that hasn't turned out to be a wingnut hack? He doesn't appear to be Abu G, but I'm sick of taking chances. Aren't you?
Rudy! related update:
Buvez ! Buvez ! so that we may forget about this.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Set 'em up with the off-speed...
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We can't close Gitmo yet because what will we do about the people who are incarcerated there? Hmmm...I guess we could apply the Constitution, like we do in every other criminal case. Nah!
What is this "Constitution" you speak of? Isn't it that piece of paper? I already have one of those.
I think Bush has a whole roll of Constitutions. He keeps them in the bathroom next to his toilet, for use after his morning constitutional.
You know what's truly screwy, he probably does have rolls of Constitution toilet paper specially made.
I remember waaaaaaaaaaay back when, when I was in college, you could get plastic decals of Hitler, Ayatollah Khomeini and Idi Amin that you could affix to the bottom of your toilet bowl. I never got those, but I loved the idea. Toilet paper was also available with Ronald Reagan's face on each piece.
While the asswipers at the White House and the Vice President's mansion may indeed wipe their buttcrack residue away with the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, I think I now need to look online for novelty toilet paper or bowl-bottom decals which feature th likes of Bush, Cheney, Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Rupert Murdoch, the FOX logo, Brit Hume, Ronald Dumsfeld, Condi, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Tammy Bruce, Michael Savage, Hastert, Boehner, DeLay, Ralph Reed, Tony Blair, Laura Bush, Lynne Cheney, Bremer, Wolfowitz, Tancredo, Brownback, Rick Sphinctorum, Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, John McCain, Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Andrew Card, Karen Hughes, Jeb, Bush Sr., Barbara Bush, etc. ad nauseum. Did I leave anyone out?
I vaguely remember those, but one thing I DO remember was a set of floating heads of political figures that you'd put in the toilet and try to sink while you were doing your business. Someone still has to be making those!
And you did! How could you leave out Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient George Tenet? And despicable slimeball Ari Fleischer? That motherfucker has crawled back out from the under his rock.
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